Q: What do you buy for the person who has everything?
A: Nothing.
You may have heard that Anything is better than Nothing. Well unfortunately I am unable to offer Anything at this time and I don't believe that I will be in a position to offer Anything at any time soon, so for now and for the foreseeable future I am offering Nothing in its place.
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"I put Nothing in my DVD player and watched Nothing all day. I then found that I could put Nothing in my CD player and listen to Nothing for hours."
"A more versatile product I have never seen. I can watch Nothing, listen to Nothing, wear Nothing, play Nothing, and on top of all that, I am continually meeting people with whom I can do Nothing."
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"Hi all, after visiting this site on numerous occasions I can honestly say Nothing suprises me on here anymore. Even my bosses at work are joining in with the spirit of things, when I ask for a rise, they give me Nothing, great isn't it?"
If you find Nothing for sale on another site then please make sure not to download it. We only sell Nothing from this site and cannot guarantee the quality of Nothing as sold by others.
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